I am a big fan of the work of Simon Parke.
Simon used to be a parish priest - gave it up to atack shelves and write; now he is a freelance writer full time.
I realise that he is a bit like Marmite - he divides opinion - but what i appreciate about him is his original mind, honesty and humour. I don't mind that I may not follow his thinking all the way - I just appreciate the way he kicks my heart and mind into seeing myself and the world in new and helpful ways.
I saw the following on his Blog
www.simonparke.com/bloggers
and it made me smile:
Yesterday, I went to see an osteopath - not to be mistaken for a psychopath, which is a very different craft.
He is, of course, the best osteopath in the world, and revealed that I had torn my abductor muscles and may also have a hernia. I'm hoping that it isn't a hernia; hoping that very much. In the meantime, he's working on the torn muscles.
As he massages my damaged thigh, I ask endless questions:'Would Deep Heat help?''No - it makes no difference at all. It merely irritates the skin giving the impression of heat.''They're making alot of money from something that doesn't help.''They are, yes.''So what about the cold spray, that makes the affected area feel freezing. Surely that helps?''No.''OK. But I always feel better after a hot bath, so presumably that's helping the healing.''No - you just feel more relaxed for about twenty minutes. There's no healing there.'
It may have been at this point that I had to stop talking because the pain was too excruciating. A little earlier I'd said cheerily: 'Well, at least it doesn't hurt as much as last week!' He had stayed ominously quiet at the time, and now I knew why. He knew what was coming.
But I suppose my questions revealed a determination to speed up the healing process. There must be something I can do, something I can buy at the chemist!'Oh, there are lots of things you can buy at the chemist, Simon. But they're all placebos.''If I was a premiership footballer, I'd be in an oxygen tent.'
(My osteopath treats premiership footballers, international rugby players, athletes, the lot. On reflection, my body must be something of a disappointment to him.)
'Maybe,' he says in response. 'But in certain areas, technology can only make a very few percentage points of difference.''So it's really about time?' I say.'It's mainly about time, Simon, yes. The body needs time.'
And the Sabbatical is teaching me that my spirit needs time too.
Monday, 26 April 2010
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